One wedding that I conducted was for a very unlikely couple. The man was very short and small while the woman was just the opposite. She was very tall and towered over her husband. All the neighbors were outside viewing the couple after the wedding. One neighbor called me over. He said to me, “If I were a boxer and you were a matchmaker, I wouldn’t want you working for me.” At one wedding when the groom’s group had all gone to the room waiting the beginning of the wedding, the door suddenly opened and we were told that one of the tuxedos was minus a pair of pants. The groom asked whose pants were missing. I replied that if he would just wait a few minutes he would be able to tell pretty quickly. A family in the church had invited the preacher to come to their house for Sunday dinner. They went on ahead to make preparations for the meal. Upon arriving home, the pet Poodle was let out of the house for a few minutes. The preacher arrived at the front door and the man of the house opened the door to let him in. The wife hearing the noise thought that the Poodle was coming back in and called to her husband to grab him quick and wipe his feet before he got on the carpet. The preacher was surprised and later said that he had never received such a greeting. A couple had invited a lady